Positive Daily Inspiration – May 15, 2022 – SUNDAY FUNNIES

Positive Daily Inspiration - May 15, 2022 - SUNDAY FUNNIES

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“It is the spirit that gives life.” John 6:63

King Arthur and the Witch

Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a neighboring kingdom. The monarch could have killed him but was moved by Arthur’s youth and ideals. So, the monarch offered him his freedom, as long as he could answer a very difficult question. Arthur would have a year to figure out the answer and, if after a year, he still had no answer, he would be put to death.

The question? … What do women really want? Such a question would perplex even the most knowledgeable man, and to young Arthur, it seemed an impossible query. But, since it was better than death, he accepted the monarch’s proposition to have an answer by year’s end.

He returned to his kingdom and began to poll everyone: the princess, the priests, the wise men and even the court jester. He spoke with everyone, but no one could give him a satisfactory answer.

Many people advised him to consult the old witch, for only she would have the answer.

But the price would be high as the witch was famous throughout the kingdom for the exorbitant prices she charged.

The last day of the year arrived, and Arthur had no choice but to talk to the witch. She agreed to answer the question, but he would have to agree to her price first.

The old witch wanted to marry Sir Lancelot, the most noble of the Knights of the Round Table and Arthur’s closest friend!

Young Arthur was horrified. She was hunchbacked and hideous, had only one tooth, and smelled like sewage. He had never encountered such a repugnant creature in all his life.

He refused to force his friend to marry her and endure such a terrible burden: but Lancelot, learning of the proposal, spoke with Arthur.

He said nothing was too big of a sacrifice compared to Arthur’s life and the preservation of the Round Table.

Hence, a wedding was proclaimed, and the witch answered Arthur’s question thus: What a woman really wants, she answered … is to be in charge of her own life.

Everyone in the kingdom instantly knew that the witch had uttered a great truth and that Arthur’s life would be spared.

And so it was, the neighboring monarch granted Arthur his freedom and Lancelot and the witch had a wonderful wedding.

The honeymoon hour approached and Lancelot, steeling himself for a horrific experience, entered the house. But what a sight awaited him. The most beautiful woman he had ever seen was before in the living room. The astounded Lancelot asked what had happened.

The beauty replied that since he had been so kind to her when she appeared as a witch, she would henceforth, be her horrible, deformed self only half the time and the beautiful maiden the other half.

Which would he prefer? Beautiful during the day … or night?

Lancelot pondered the predicament. During the day, a beautiful woman to show off to his friends, but at night, an old witch? Or would he prefer having a hideous witch during the day, but by night, a beautiful woman?

What would YOU do?

What Lancelot chose is below. BUT … make YOUR choice before you scroll down below. OKAY? … … … … … … … … … … ..

Noble Lancelot said that he would allow HER to make the choice herself.

Upon hearing this, she announced that she would be beautiful all the time because he had respected her enough to let her be in charge of her own life.

Now … .what is the moral to this story?

The moral is … If you don’t let a woman have her own way … Things are going to get ugly!

POSITIVE DAILY PRAYER:

I praise God for the love that sustains me.
I praise God for the light that shines in me.
I praise God for the life that constantly gets better.
I praise God for my good that meets my needs.

In Jesus Christ’s name … Amen

POSITIVE DAILY AFFIRMATION: God’s love melts situations that seem out of control entirely or impossible. I abide in serene fellowship. The light of God surrounds me; the love of God is the source of my abundant good.

POSITIVE DAILY QUOTE: “Sunday washes the rust away from the rest of the week.” Joseph Addison

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