Positive Daily Inspiration - June 19, 2022 - HAPPY FATHER'S DAY - Sunday Funnies
“Do not be terrified; do not be afraid of them. The LORD your God, who is going before you, will fight for you, as he did for you in Egypt, before your very eyes, and in the desert. There you saw how the LORD your God carried you, as a father carries his son, all the way you went until you reached this place.”
Deuteronomy 1:29-31
Written by a woman, who admittedly loves her man.
Presented in good fun, on this Father’s Day, in the knowledge that fathers love to laugh.
What is it like to be a man?
Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You never have to drive to another gas station because this one’s just “too icky.”
Same work, more pay.
Wrinkles add character.
Wedding dress – $5000; tux rental – $100.
The occasional, well-rendered belch is practically expected.
New shoes don’t cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
One mood, ALL the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
You can open all your own jars.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
Everything on your face stays its original color.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
You don’t have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
You don’t have to shave below your neck.
Your belly usually hides your big hips.
One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.
You can “do” your nails with a pocketknife.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives, on December 24, in 45 minutes.
POSITIVE DAILY PRAYER:
We pray that every father reading this today is blessed by God with multiplied love, for all the love given to his children over the years.
May every father receive Divine blessing right now.
May every father have a day that makes his soul smile.
In Jesus Christ name … Amen
POSITIVE DAILY AFFIRMATION for fathers: I am guided by infinite wisdom, and the Divine heart, to be the best father I can be.
POSITIVE DAILY QUOTE: “We grow too soon old and too late smart.”
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GOD BLESS YOU, Happy Father’s Day and Juneteenth!
Christopher Ian Chenoweth