Positive Daily Inspiration – January 22, 2023 – Sunday Funnies

Positive Daily Inspiration - January 22, 2023 - Sunday Funnies

(Submitted with our great thanks)

“God is faithful.”
1 Corinthians 10:13

The 23rd Psalm (revisited)

The Lord is my Server; I shall not crash.

God makes me to reboot in clear transmissions.

God leads me to abundant bytes.

God restores my programs.

God leads me in the world-wide web towards righteousness.

Yea, though I walk through an internet of malware I will fear no virus, for You are with me.

Your antivirus and Your firewall, they comfort me.

You prepare a place before me in the presence of hackers.

You anoint my uploads with oil; my cup is filled to overflowing with positive downloads.

Surely, Windows and Macintosh shall allow me good days of life, and I will dwell in the computer of the Lord forever,

Amen.

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This guy was watching TV as his wife was out cutting the grass during the hot summer. He finally worked up the energy to go out and ask his wife what was for supper.

Well, his missus was quite irritated about him sitting in the air conditioned house all day while she did all the work, so she scolded him. “I can’t believe you’re asking me about supper right now! Imagine I’m out of town, go inside and figure dinner out yourself!”

So he went back in the house and fixed himself a big steak, with potatoes, garlic bread and tall glass of iced tea.

The wife finally walked in about the time he was finishing up and asked him, “You fixed something to eat? So where is mine?”

“Huh? I thought you were out of town.”

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“Funny” PRAYER: Prayer for 2023

Dear Lord, All I want for 2023 is a big fat bank account and a slim body. Please don’t get them mixed up like you did last year.

Amen

POSITIVE DAILY AFFIRMATION: With every prayer, I wish everyone love.

POSITIVE DAILY QUOTE: “Every survival kit should include a sense of humor”

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