Positive Daily Inspiration – February 26, 2023 – Sunday Funnies

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“May God be gracious to us and bless us and make his face shine upon us, that your ways may be known on earth, your salvation among all nations.”
Psalm 67:1-2

The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.

The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.

He who hesitates is probably right.

Did you ever notice: The Roman Numerals for forty (40) are XL.

The sole purpose of a child’s middle name is so he can tell when he’s really in trouble.

Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words ‘The’ and ‘IRS’ together it spells ‘Theirs!’

Aging: Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.

The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.

When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to your youth, think of Algebra.

Lord, Keep Your arm around my shoulder and Your hand over my mouth … AMEN!

“Speak when you are angry – and you will make the best speech you’ll ever regret.” Laurence J. Peter

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How to fail a test. Actual answers to real questions:

What did Mahatma Gandhi and Genghis Khan have in common? Answer: unusual names

Name one of the early Romans greatest achievements? Answer: Learning to speak Latin

Name six animals which live specifically in the Arctic? Answer: Two polar bears, four seals

Name the wife of Orpheus, whom he attempted to save from the underworld? Answer: Mrs. Orpheus

Where was the American Declaration of Independence signed? Answer: At the bottom

What is the meaning of the word varicose? Answer: Close by

What is the highest frequency noise that human can register? Answer: Mariah Carey

What is a fibula? Answer: A little lie

Explain the phrase “free press”? Answer: When your mom irons your trousers for you

Why would living close to a mobile phone antenna cause ill health? Answer: You might walk into it

Johanna works in an office. Her computer is a stand alone system. One is a stand alone computer system? Answer: It does not come with the chair

Steve is driving his car. He is traveling at 60 feet a second and the speed limit is forty mph. Is Steve speeding? Answer: He could find out by checking his speedometer

What is a vibration? Answer: There are good vibrations and bad vibrations. Good vibrations were discovered in the 1960s

Where was Hadrian’s Wall built? Answer: around Hadrian’s garden

POSITIVE DAILY PRAYER:

O Thou, from whom all blessings flow,
I lift my heart to Thee;
In all my sorrows, conflicts, woes,
Dear Lord, remember me.
Amen.

POSITIVE DAILY AFFIRMATION:

I am at the center of the spiritual vortex of God’s blessing.

POSITIVE DAILY QUOTE:

“What if you have failed in the past? So, at one time did every man we recognize as a towering success. They called it ‘temporary defeat.'”
Napoleon Hill

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