Positive Daily Inspiration – July 2, 2023 – ~Sunday Funnies~

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“My God will supply every need of yours according to his riches in glory in Christ Jesus.”
Philippians 4:19

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What you get when you cross a pig with the dinosaur? Jurassic pork!

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A first grade teacher collected well known proverbs. She gave each child in her class the first half of a proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. It’s hard to believe these were actually done by first graders. Their insight may surprise you:

Better to be safe than … punch a 5th grader
Never underestimate the power of … termites
You can lead a horse to water but … how?
Don’t bite the hand that … looks dirty
No news is … impossible
A miss is as good as a … Mr.
You can’t teach an old dog new … math
If you lie down with dogs, you’ll … stink in the morning
Love all, trust … me
The pen is mightier than the … pigs
An idle mind is … the best way to relax
Where there’s smoke there’s … pollution
Happy the bride who … gets all the presents
A penny saved is … not much
Two’s company, three’s … the Musketeers
Don’t put off till tomorrow what … you put on to go to bed
Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and … you have to blow your nose
None are so blind as … Stevie Wonder
Children should be seen and not … spanked or grounded
If at first you don’t succeed … get new batteries
You get out of something what you … see pictured on the box
When the blind leadeth the blind … get out of the way

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TO GOD FROM KIDS:

Dear GOD: Instead of letting people die and having to make new ones, why don’t You just keep the ones You have? – Amy

Dear GOD: Maybe Cain and Abel would not kill each other so much if they had their own rooms. It works with my brother. – Larry

Dear GOD: If You watch me in church on Sunday, I’ll show You my new shoes. -Mickey

Dear GOD: I bet it is very hard for You to love all of everybody in the whole world. There are only 4 people in our family and I can never do it. -Nan

Dear GOD: In school they told us what You do. Who does it when You are on vacation? – Jane

Dear GOD: Are You really invisible or is it just a trick? – Lucy

Dear GOD: Is it true my father won’t get in Heaven if he uses his bowling words in the house? – Anita

Dear GOD: Did You mean for the giraffe to look like that or was it an accident? – Norma

Dear GOD: Who draws the lines around the countries? – Jan

Dear GOD: I went to this wedding and they kissed right in church. Is that okay? – Neil

Dear GOD: Thank you for the baby brother, but what I prayed for was a puppy. -Joyce

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POSITIVE DAILY PRAYER:

Jesus loves me! This I know,
for the Bible tells me so.
Little ones to him belong;
they are weak but He is strong.

Jesus loves me! He who died
Heaven’s Gate to open wide;
He will wash away my errors,
let his little child come in.

Jesus loves me; He will stay
Close beside me all the way.
Thou has taught the way for me,
I will henceforth live for thee.

Yes, Jesus loves me;
The Bible tells me so.

– Traditional Children’s Prayer

POSITIVE DAILY AFFIRMATION:

Today God’s good is magnified and multiplied in my life.

POSITIVE DAILY QUOTE:

“What would life be if we had no courage to attempt anything?”
Vincent van Gogh

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