Positive Daily Inspiration – August 20, 2023 – Sunday Funnies

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“Your faith has made you well.”
Mark 5:32

A healing Pastor came to a church. There was a long line to see him. It was a little boy’s turn in line and he said it was his hearing.

So, the healing Pastor grabbed his ears and said a prayer.

The Pastor let go and asked, “How’s your hearing now?”

“I don’t know … it’s not till Friday,” replied the boy.

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A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds.

After explaining the commandment to “Honor thy father and thy mother,” she asked, “Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?”

Without missing a beat one little boy answered, “Thou shall not kill.”

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A boy was watching his father, a pastor, write a sermon.

“How do you know what to say?” he asked.

“Why, God tells me,” the father answered.

The boy replied, “Oh, then why do you keep crossing things out?”

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For all of us who are—seniors—
for all of you who know seniors—
and for all of you who will be seniors.

It pays to be able to laugh about it when you are a senior!

‘Where Is My Paper?’

The irate customer calling the newspaper offices loudly demanded to know where her Sunday edition was.

“Ma’am,” said the employee, “today is Saturday. The Sunday paper is not delivered ’til Sunday.”

There was quite a pause on the other end of the phone, followed by a ray of recognition.

“So that’s why no one was in church today.”

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POSITIVE DAILY PRAYER:

Dear God, I am ready for a miracle;
I am ready for new works and wonders in my life.
Amen

POSITIVE DAILY AFFIRMATION:

With unwavering faith, I affirm my belief in God!

POSITIVE DAILY QUOTE:

“When I was young, the Dead sea was only sick.”
George Burns

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