Positive Daily Inspiration – August 27, 2023 – Sunday Funnies

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“Then our mouth was filled with laughter, and our tongue with shouts of joy.”
Psalms 126:2

For all those that have pets, I share this week’s Sunday Funnies:

If I Didn’t Have a Dog … or Cat … ..

I could walk around the yard barefoot in safety.

My house could be carpeted instead of tiled and laminated.

All flat surfaces, clothing, furniture, and cars would be free of hair.

When the doorbell rings, it wouldn’t sound like a kennel.

When the doorbell rings, I could get to the door without wading through fuzzy bodies who beat me there.

I could sit on the couch and my bed the way I wanted, without taking into consideration how much space several fur bodies would need to get comfortable.

I would have money, and no guilt to go on a real vacation.

I would not be on a first-name basis with 6 veterinarians, as I put their yet unborn grandkids through college.

The most used words in my vocabulary would not be: out, sit, down, come, no, stay, and leave it ALONE.

My house would not be cordoned off into zones with baby gates or barriers.

I would not talk ‘baby talk’. ‘Eat your din din’. ‘Yummy yummy for the tummy’..

My house would not look like a day care center, toys everywhere.

My pockets would not contain things like plastic bags for animal droppings, treats and an extra leash.

I would no longer have to spell the words B-A-L-L, W-A-L-K, T-R-E-A-T, O-U-T, G-O, R-I-D-E, C-O-O-K-I-E

I would not have as many leaves INSIDE my house as outside.

I would not look strangely at people who think having ONE dog/cat ties them down too much.

I’d look forward to spring and the rainy season instead of dreading ‘mud’ season.

I would not have to answer the question ‘Why do you have so many animals?’ from people who will never have the joy in their lives of knowing they are loved unconditionally by someone as close to an angel as they will ever get.

How EMPTY my life would be!!!

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POSITIVE DAILY PRAYER:

Dear God, I thank You for Your gift of my pets.
Thank You for the blessings that pets bring to my life.
Bless my animals with health and happiness.
Help them to feel Your love, because there is no way that I can give back as much love as they give me.

Thank You God!

POSITIVE DAILY AFFIRMATION:

God’s joy blesses me and everyone in my world.

POSITIVE DAILY QUOTE:

“The power of imagination makes us infinite.”
John Muir

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