Positive Daily Inspiration - January 28, 2024
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“But he who looks into the perfect law, the law of liberty, and perseveres, being no hearer that forgets, but a doer that acts, he shall be blessed in his doing.”
James 1:25
A father said to his son, “When Abe Lincoln was your age, he was studying books by the light of the fireplace.” The son replied, “When Lincoln was your age, he was president.”
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The only 15 letter word that can be spelled without repeating a letter is uncopyrightable.
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A man goes to a party and has too much to drink. His friends plead with him to let them take him home. He says no – he only lives a mile away.
About five blocks from party, the police pull him over for weaving and ask him to get out of the car and walk the line. Just as he starts, the police radio blares out a notice of a robbery taking place in a house just a block away.
The police tell the party animal to stay put, they will be right back and they hop a fence and run down the street to the robbery.
The guy waits and waits and finally decides to drive home. When he gets there, he tells his wife he is going to bed, and to tell anyone who might come looking for him that he has the flu and has been in bed all day.
A few hours later the police knock on the door. They ask if Mr. X is there and his wife says yes. They ask to see him, and she replies that he is in bed with the flu and has been so all day.
The police have his driver’s license. They ask to see his car and she asks why. They insist on seeing his car, so she takes them to the garage and opens the door where they find the police car, lights still flashing.
True story told by the driver at his AA meeting.
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My inconclusive travel plans:
I have been in many places, but I’ve never been in Cahoots. Apparently, you can’t go alone. You have to be in Cahoots with someone.
I’ve also never been in Cognito. I hear no one recognizes you there.
I have, however, been in Sane. They don’t have an airport; you have to be driven there. I have made several trips there, thanks to my kids, and my work.
(Now I think I live there.)
I would like to go to Conclusions, but you have to jump, and I’m not too much into physical activity anymore.
I have also been in Doubt. That is a sad place to go, and I try not to visit there too often.
I’ve been in Flexible, but only when it was very important to stand firm.
Sometimes I’m in Capable, and I go there more often as I’m getting older.
One of my favorite places to be is in Suspense! It really gets the adrenalin flowing and pumps up the heart!
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POSITIVE DAILY PRAYER:
Dear God, resting in Your presence I feel new strength and peace.
I press through my own worries and anxieties so that I may reach the conscious awareness of You.
I am blessed.
I, too, hear the healing words of God speak to my soul and I feel a deep sense of strength and peace.
I am now in a conscious awareness of You.
I am restored.
In Jesus Christ’s name … Amen
POSITIVE DAILY AFFIRMATION:
I turn to the presence of God, and I am restored as I act on the guidance I am given.
POSITIVE DAILY QUOTE:
The man who makes a success of an important venture never waits for the crowd. He strikes out for himself. It takes nerve, it takes a great lot of grit; but the man that succeeds has both. Anyone can fail. The public admires the man who has enough confidence in himself to take a chance. These chances are the main things after all. The man who tries to succeed must expect to be criticized. Nothing important was ever done that the greater number consulted previously doubted the possibility. Success is the accomplishment of that which most people think can’t be done.”
C. V. White
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