Positive Daily Inspiration - July 16, 20
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“As a mother comforts her child, so I will comfort you.”
Isaiah 66:13
When “God provides”, God provides THE VERY BEST!
A woman received a telephone call that her infant daughter was very sick with a fever. She left work and stopped by the pharmacy for some medication for her daughter. When returning to her car, she had locked the keys inside.
She had to get home to her sick daughter, and didn’t know what to do. She called home to the babysitter, and was told her daughter was getting worse. She said, “you might find a coat hanger and use that to open the door.”
The woman found the old rusty coat hanger on the ground, as if someone else had locked their keys in their car. Then she looked at the hanger and said, “I don’t know how to use this.”
She bowed her head in prayer and asked God for help.
An old rusty car pulled up, driven by a dirty, greasy bearded man with a biker skull rag on his head.
The woman thought, “Great God. This is what you sent to help me????” But she was desperate, and thankful.
The man got out of his car and asked if he could help. She said, “Yes, my daughter is very sick. I must get home to her. Please, can you use this hanger to unlock my car.” He said, “SURE.”
He walked over to the car and in seconds the car was opened.
She hugged the man and through her tears she said, “Thank you so much … You are a very nice man.”
The man replied, “Lady, I ain’t a nice man. I just got out of prison for car theft.”
The woman hugged the man again and cried out loud, “THANK YOU GOD FOR SENDING ME A PROFESSIONAL!”
God will always open doors that have been closed to you.
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Taking a Centipede to Church
A single guy decides life would be more fun if he had a pet. So he went to the pet store and told the owner that he wanted to buy an unusual pet.
After some discussion, he finally bought a centipede (a 100-legged bug) that came in a little white box to use for his house.
He took the box back home, found a good location for the box, and decided he would start off by taking his new pet to church with him, so he asked the centipede in the box, “Would you like to go to church with me today? We will have a good time.”
But there was no answer from his new pet.
This bothered him a bit, but he waited a few minutes and then asked him again, “How about going to church with me and receive blessings?”
But again, there was no answer from his new friend and pet.
So he waited a few minutes more, thinking about the situation.
He decided to ask him one more time; this time putting his face up against the centipede’s house and shouting, “Hey, in there!
Would you like to go to church with me and learn about The Lord!?”
YOU ARE GOING TO LOVE THIS!
A little voice came out of the box:.. “I heard you the first time! I’m putting on my shoes.”
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POSITIVE DAILY PRAYER:
Dear God, whenever I need Your help, You are there with me to uplift me and give me strength. Your loving presence fills me relieving every longing of my heart.
You are always with me, God – even when I am least aware of You.
Then, ever so gently, I began to feel Your presence. You are the voice of compassion
I hear, the encouragement I feel – just when I need it.
You see in me what I may not always be able to see in myself.
Thank You God!
POSITIVE DAILY AFFIRMATION:
God’s will for me is health and harmony, and I am made whole.
POSITIVE DAILY QUOTE:
“Constant dripping hollows out a stone.”
Lucretius
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