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05Jun

Positive Daily Inspiration – June 5, 2022 – SUNDAY FUNNIES

Positive Daily Inspiration - June 5, 2022 - SUNDAY FUNNIES

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“With thee is the fountain of life.”
Psalms 36:9

Think a gallon of gas is expensive?

This makes one think, and also puts things into perspective.
Diet Snapple, 16 oz, $1.29 … $10.32 per gallon!
Starbuck’s Reg. Coffee 16 oz, $2.10 … $16.80 per gallon!
Lipton Iced Tea, 16 oz, $1.19 … $9.52 per gallon!
Gatorade, 20 oz, $1.59 … .. $10.17 per gallon!
Ocean Spray, 16 oz, $1.25 .. $10.00 per gallon!
Brake Fluid, 12 oz, $3.15 … . $33.60 per gallon!
Vick’s Nyquil, 6 oz, $8.35 … $178.13 per gallon!
Pepto Bismol, 4 oz, $3.85 . $123.20 per gallon!
Whiteout, 7 oz, $1.39 … … … $25.42 per gallon!
Scope, 1.5 oz, $0.99 … ..$84.48 per gallon!
And this is the REAL KICKER.
Evian water, 9 oz, $1.49 … $21.19 per gallon!
$21.19 for a gallon of WATER!!
and the buyers don’t even know the source
(Evian spelled backwards is Naive.)

Ever wonder why computer printers are so cheap? So, they can hook you for the ink. Someone calculated the cost of the ink … you won’t believe it, but it’s true: $ 5,200 A GALLON!!!

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Ole and Lena were out walking when Lena clutched her heart and fell to the sidewalk. Ole got out his cell phone and called 9-1-1. The Operator said “Where are you?”

Ole said, “We were walking, and Lena is on the sidewalk on Eucalyptus Street.”

The operator said, “How do you spell that?” and the phone seemed to go dead. The operator kept shouting for Ole. She could hear him panting.

Then he came back on and said, “I dragged her over to Oak St., that’s … O-A-K.”

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Always borrow money from a pessimist – they will never expect it back

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When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather – in his sleep. Not yelling and screaming like the other passengers in his car.

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My therapist told me the true way to achieve inner peace is to always finish what you start.

So far, I finished two bags of M&Ms and a chocolate cake. I already feel better. Dave Barry

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Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

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Nothing sucks more than that moment when in an argument you suddenly realize that you’re wrong.

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When tempted to fight fire with fire always remember that the fire department usually uses water.

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To err is to human. To blame it on someone else shows management potential.

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Evening news begins with good evening and then they go on to tell you why it isn’t.

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I read recipes the same way that I read science fiction. When I get to the end I always say, “Well that’s not going to happen.”

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The trouble with being punctual is it no one is there to appreciate it.

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Retirement at 65 is ridiculous. When I was 65, I still had pimples. George Burns

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To attract men, I wear perfume called new-car interior. Rita Rudner

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All you need to grow vigorous healthy grass is a crack in the sidewalk. Will Rogers

POSITIVE DAILY PRAYER:

I DO NOT FEAR

I do not fear. I believe!

I never want to overlook a solution because I am caught up in the problem itself. So I make it a point to allow my belief in the power and the presence of God to be my focus.

I do not fear. I believe!

There is a light in the world that outshines any light made by human hands and radiates with an energy far greater than the sun. This tremendous light is the presence of God.

I do not fear. I believe!

The spark of faith that is with me and in me now draws my attention to the source of being – the Spirit of life and wisdom given as a gift of God to God’s children. In much the same way as oxygen is necessary to keep a fire burning, my awareness is essential to keep me always turned toward the light of God, instead of the darkness of my problem.

I do not fear. I believe!

When faced with the problem, I ask yourself: I wonder what God will do with this? Through the years, I rely more and more on God’s solutions – for they are always perfect!

I do not fear. I believe!

The light of God fills my being, burning brighter and brighter until I can never be separated from it. I find that I no longer have dark and hopeless thoughts. I am one with the eternal light of God.

I do not fear. I believe!

The darkness of doubt is gone forever, for a spark of faith has filled me with the light of God.

And so, it is. In Jesus Christ’s name, Amen.

POSITIVE DAILY AFFIRMATION: The living Christ quickens my mind and heart. I know that Divine love radiating through me attracts only good into my life.

POSITIVE DAILY QUOTE: “The secret of staying young is to find an age you really like and stick with it.”
Snoopy

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29May

Positive Daily Inspiration – May 29, 2022 – SUNDAY FUNNIES

Positive Daily Inspiration - May 29, 2022 - SUNDAY FUNNIES

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“I will put my trust in God.”
Hebrews 2:13

A man decides to try horseback riding, even though he has had no lessons or prior experience. He mounts the horse unassisted and the horse immediately springs into motion.

It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the man begins to slip from the saddle. In a panic, he grabs for the horse’s mane, but cannot seem to get a firm grip. He tries to throw his arms around the horse’s neck, but he slides down the side of the horse, anyway.

The horse gallops along, seemingly ignorant of its slipping rider. Finally, giving up his tenuous grip, the man attempts to leap away from the horse and throw himself to safety.

Unfortunately, his foot becomes entangled in the stirrup, and he is now at the mercy of the horse’s pounding hooves as his head is struck against the ground, over and over.

As his head is battered against the ground, he is mere moments away from unconsciousness when, to his great fortune, Bobby, the Wal-Mart greeter, sees him and quickly unplugs the horse.

Thank God for heroes.

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It was a bitter cold day in a western city. A small boy stood shivering on a steel grate in the sidewalk. His clothes were thin and tattered. A woman, appropriately dressed for the weather, stopped, and engaged the youngster in conversation. He was indeed a child of the street. The compassionate stranger took him to a clothing store and outfitted him from head to foot, including cap, scarf, and gloves. The lad was filled with joy and gratitude. He could not thank her enough. As they said good-bye and walked in opposite directions, the elated boy turned back to ask, “Are you God’s mother?”

The gentle woman answered, “Oh no! I’m just a child of God.”

Whereupon the smiling lad remarked, “I knew you were related.”

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A little girl, dressed in her Sunday best, was running as fast as she could, trying not to be late for Bible class. As she ran, she prayed, “Dear Lord, please don’t let me be late! Dear Lord, please don’t let me be late!” As she was running and praying, she tripped on a curb and fell, getting her clothes dirty and tearing her dress. She got up, brushed herself off and started running again. As she ran, she once again began to pray, “Dear Lord please don’t let me be late! … But don’t shove me either.”

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One night Mike’s parents overheard this prayer: “Now I lay me down to rest, and hope to pass tomorrow’s test. If I should die before I wake, that’s one less test I have to take.”

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A little boy’s prayer: “Dear God, please take care of my daddy and my mommy and my sister and my brother and my doggy and me. Oh, please take care of yourself, God. If anything happens to you, we’re gonna be in a big mess.”

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A five-year-old said grace at family dinner one night. “Dear God, thank you for these pancakes.” When he concluded, his parents asked him why he thanked God for pancakes when they were having chicken. He smiled and said, “I thought I’d see if God was paying attention tonight.”

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Johnny had been misbehaving and was sent to his room. After a while he emerged and informed his mother that he had thought it over and then said a prayer. “Fine”, said the pleased mother. “If you ask God to help you not misbehave, God will help you.”

“Oh, I didn’t ask God to help me not misbehave,” said Johnny, “I asked God to help you put up with me.”

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A Sunday School teacher of preschoolers was concerned that his students might be a little confused about Jesus Christ because of the Christmas season emphasis on His birth. He wanted to make sure they understood that the birth of Jesus occurred for real. He asked his class, “Where is Jesus today?”

Steven raised his hand and said, “He’s in heaven.”

Mary was called on and answered, “He’s in my heart.”

Little Johnny, waving his hand furiously, blurted out, “I know, I know! He’s in our bathroom!!!”

The whole class got very quiet, looked at the teacher, and waited for a response. The teacher was completely at a loss for a few very long seconds. Finally, he gathered his wits and asked Little Johnny how he knew this. Little Johnny said, “Well … every morning, my father gets up, bangs on the bathroom door, and yells, ‘Good Lord, are you still in there?!'”

POSITIVE DAILY PRAYER:

The Christ is born anew in my heart as peace.
The Christ is born anew in my mind as guiding light.
The Christ is born anew in my body as healing life.
The Christ is born anew in my life as opportunity and success.

THANK YOU, GOD!

In Jesus Christ’s name … Amen

POSITIVE DAILY AFFIRMATION: Divine Order blesses me and all that concerns me.

POSITIVE DAILY QUOTE: “To the artist there is never anything ugly in nature.” Auguste Rodin

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“The blessing of the Lord makes rich.” Proverbs 10:22
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22May

Positive Daily Inspiration – May 22, 2022 – SUNDAY FUNNIES

Positive Daily Inspiration - May 22, 2022 - SUNDAY FUNNIES

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“May the Lord rejoice in God’s works.”
Psalms 104:31

REAL PRINTED NEWSPAPER HEADLINES:

Alton attorney accidentally sues himself.

County to pay $250,000 to advertise lack of funds.

Volunteers search for old Civil War planes. (And you thought the Wright brothers were first.)

Army vehicle disappears. In the story it says, “An Australian Army vehicle where $74,000 has gone missing after being painted with camouflage.”

Caskets found as workers demolish mausoleum.

10 Commandments — Supreme Court says some okay, some not.

Utah poison control center reminds everyone not to take poison.

Federal agents raid gun shop, find weapons.

Statistics show that teen pregnancy drops significantly after age 25.

One armed man applauds the kindness of strangers.

One newspaper article about a robber, shows a picture of a police officer composite showing a hooded man with glasses on, please – anyone seen this man.

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Did you hear about the 89-year-old woman who talked herself out of a speeding ticket by telling the young officer that she had to get there before she forgot where she was going.

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The roundest knight at King Arthur’s round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.

I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.

She was only a whisky maker, but he loved her still.

A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption.

The butcher backed into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.

No matter how much you push the envelope, it’ll still be stationery.

A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.

A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.

Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the other, “You stay here; I’ll go on a-head.”

I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.

A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said: “Keep off the Grass.”

A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was, a nurse said, “No change yet.”

A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.

The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium, at large.

The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.

A backward poet writes in-verse.

In democracy it’s your vote that counts. In feudalism it’s your count that votes.

When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion.

POSITIVE DAILY PRAYER:

Dear God, I know that you always give me the choice of turning endings into new beginnings.
Help me to make the adjustments in my life that I need to make.
Reward me with God-given strength for my new endeavor.
With God is my guide, today I make a fresh start.
God, I ask you to bless this new beginning in my life and everyone who is a part of it.

In Jesus Christ’s name … Amen

POSITIVE DAILY AFFIRMATION: Praise God for the life that invigorates me! I experience good health.

POSITIVE DAILY QUOTE: “Your talent is God’s gift to you. What you do with it is your gift back to God.” Leo Buscaglia

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15May

Positive Daily Inspiration – May 15, 2022 – SUNDAY FUNNIES

Positive Daily Inspiration - May 15, 2022 - SUNDAY FUNNIES

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“It is the spirit that gives life.” John 6:63

King Arthur and the Witch

Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a neighboring kingdom. The monarch could have killed him but was moved by Arthur’s youth and ideals. So, the monarch offered him his freedom, as long as he could answer a very difficult question. Arthur would have a year to figure out the answer and, if after a year, he still had no answer, he would be put to death.

The question? … What do women really want? Such a question would perplex even the most knowledgeable man, and to young Arthur, it seemed an impossible query. But, since it was better than death, he accepted the monarch’s proposition to have an answer by year’s end.

He returned to his kingdom and began to poll everyone: the princess, the priests, the wise men and even the court jester. He spoke with everyone, but no one could give him a satisfactory answer.

Many people advised him to consult the old witch, for only she would have the answer.

But the price would be high as the witch was famous throughout the kingdom for the exorbitant prices she charged.

The last day of the year arrived, and Arthur had no choice but to talk to the witch. She agreed to answer the question, but he would have to agree to her price first.

The old witch wanted to marry Sir Lancelot, the most noble of the Knights of the Round Table and Arthur’s closest friend!

Young Arthur was horrified. She was hunchbacked and hideous, had only one tooth, and smelled like sewage. He had never encountered such a repugnant creature in all his life.

He refused to force his friend to marry her and endure such a terrible burden: but Lancelot, learning of the proposal, spoke with Arthur.

He said nothing was too big of a sacrifice compared to Arthur’s life and the preservation of the Round Table.

Hence, a wedding was proclaimed, and the witch answered Arthur’s question thus: What a woman really wants, she answered … is to be in charge of her own life.

Everyone in the kingdom instantly knew that the witch had uttered a great truth and that Arthur’s life would be spared.

And so it was, the neighboring monarch granted Arthur his freedom and Lancelot and the witch had a wonderful wedding.

The honeymoon hour approached and Lancelot, steeling himself for a horrific experience, entered the house. But what a sight awaited him. The most beautiful woman he had ever seen was before in the living room. The astounded Lancelot asked what had happened.

The beauty replied that since he had been so kind to her when she appeared as a witch, she would henceforth, be her horrible, deformed self only half the time and the beautiful maiden the other half.

Which would he prefer? Beautiful during the day … or night?

Lancelot pondered the predicament. During the day, a beautiful woman to show off to his friends, but at night, an old witch? Or would he prefer having a hideous witch during the day, but by night, a beautiful woman?

What would YOU do?

What Lancelot chose is below. BUT … make YOUR choice before you scroll down below. OKAY? … … … … … … … … … … ..

Noble Lancelot said that he would allow HER to make the choice herself.

Upon hearing this, she announced that she would be beautiful all the time because he had respected her enough to let her be in charge of her own life.

Now … .what is the moral to this story?

The moral is … If you don’t let a woman have her own way … Things are going to get ugly!

POSITIVE DAILY PRAYER:

I praise God for the love that sustains me.
I praise God for the light that shines in me.
I praise God for the life that constantly gets better.
I praise God for my good that meets my needs.

In Jesus Christ’s name … Amen

POSITIVE DAILY AFFIRMATION: God’s love melts situations that seem out of control entirely or impossible. I abide in serene fellowship. The light of God surrounds me; the love of God is the source of my abundant good.

POSITIVE DAILY QUOTE: “Sunday washes the rust away from the rest of the week.” Joseph Addison

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01May

Positive Daily Inspiration – May 1, 2022 – Sunday Funnies

Positive Daily Inspiration - May 1, 2022 - Sunday Funnies

“Everlasting joy shall be upon their heads; they shall obtain joy and gladness, and sorrow and sighing shall flee away.”
Isaiah 35:10

It was their fifth anniversary, and Al and Alice had just returned from the movies.

Alice was feeling romantic. “Will you love me when my hair has turned to silver?” she crooned.

“Why not?” Al grunted. “Didn’t I love you through four other shades?”

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Disorder in the court – TRUE (from transcripts)

Q: Trooper, when you stopped the defendant, were your red and blue lights flashing?
A: Yes.
Q: Did the defendant say anything when she got out of her car?
A: Yes sir.
Q: What did she say?
A: What disco am I at?

Q: Now doctor, isn’t it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn’t know about it until the next morning?

Q: The youngest son, the twenty-year old, how old is he?

Q: Were you present when your picture was taken?

Q: Was it you or your younger brother who was killed in the war?

Q: Did he kill you?

Q: How far apart were the vehicles at the time of the collision?

Q: You were there until the time you left, is that true?

Q: How many times have you committed suicide?

Q: She had three children, right?
A: Yes.
Q: How many were boys?
A: None.
Q: Were there any girls?

Q: You say the stairs went down to the basement?
A: Yes.
Q: And these stairs, do they go up also?

Q: Mr. Slatery, you went on a rather elaborate honeymoon, didn’t you?
A: I went to Europe, sir.
Q: And you took your new wife?

Q: How was your first marriage terminated?
A: By death.
Q: And by whose death was it terminated?

Q: Can you describe the individual?
A: He was about medium height and had a beard.
Q: Was this a male or a female?

Q: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?
A: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.

Q: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?
A: All my autopsies are performed on dead people.

Q: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
A: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
Q: And Mr. Dennington was dead at the time?
A: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy.

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If They Don’t Have Chocolate In Heaven, I Ain’t Going

My Mother Is A Travel Agent For Guilt Trips

If You Want Breakfast In Bed, Sleep In The Kitchen

I Used To Have A Handle On Life, But It Broke

There Is No Future In Time Travel

POSITIVE DAILY PRAYER:

Dear God, I ask You to Divinely adjust and organize my life.
I ask that You put everything in its proper place.
I pray for a Divine Order day today, leading to a Divine Order week, that leads to a Divine order month, and in absolute faith leading to a well-lived Divine order life.

In Jesus Christ name, Amen

POSITIVE DAILY AFFIRMATION: The fearless courageous power of God is my deliverance.

POSITIVE DAILY QUOTE: “You live but once; you might as well be amusing.”
Coco Chanel

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24Apr

Positive Daily Inspiration – April 24, 2022 – Sunday Funnies

Positive Daily Inspiration - April 24, 2022 - Sunday Funnies

For we walk by faith, not by sight.” 2 Corinthians 5:7

A psychiatrist to patient: “You have nothing to worry about – anyone who can pay my bills is certainly not a failure.”

My family and I were eating in an expensive restaurant, when I overheard the gentleman at the next table askthe waitress to pack the leftovers for their dog. It was then that his young son exclaimed loudly, “Yeah! We’re going to get a dog.”

“Inflation is creeping up, a young man said to his friend. Yesterday I ordered a $25 steak in a restaurant and told them to put it on my American Express card – and it fit.”

My 60-year kindergarten reunion is coming up soon and I’m worried about the 150 lbs. I’ve gained.

The speed in which a woman says “nothing” when asked “What’s wrong?” is inversely proportional to the severity of the storm that’s coming.

The pharmacist asked me my birthday again today … . Pretty sure she’s going to get me something.

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On his way out of church after the service, Frank stopped at the door to speak to the minister. “Would it be right,” he asked, “for a person to profit from the mistakes of others?” … .

“Absolutely not!” replied the pastor, disappointed that Frank would even ask such a question.

“In that case,” said Frank, “I wonder if you’d consider returning the two hundred and fifty dollars I paid you to marry my wife and me last July.”

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A man dies and goes to heaven. Of course, Peter meets him at the pearly gates.

Peter says, “Here’s how it works. You need 100 points to make it into heaven. You tell me all the good things you’ve done, and I give you a certain number of points for each item, depending on how good it was. When you reach 100 points, you get in.”

“Okay,” the man says, “I was married to the same woman for 50 years and never cheated on her, even in my heart.”

“That’s wonderful,” says Peter, “that’s worth three points!”

“Three points?” he says. “Well, I attended church all my life and supported its ministry with my tithe and service.”

“Terrific!” says Peter, “that’s certainly worth a point.”

“One point? Golly. How about this: I started a soup kitchen in my city and worked in a shelter for homeless veterans.”

“Fantastic, that’s good for two more points,” he says.

“TWO POINTS!!” the man cries, “At this rate the only way I get into heaven is by the grace of God!”

“Come on in!”

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One day Jesus decided to come down and play a little golf. He brought Moses to caddie for him. He teed off. The ball went high, fell into the top of a tree, bounced off the branches on the way down, hit the ground, rolled down the hill and went into the cup.

Moses said, “Nice shot, Lord”

Jesus looked up and said, “Thanks, DAD.”

At the 2nd tee, the ball went way off to the left, bounced off a rock, ricocheted off a stump and went into the cup. Moses said, “Nice shot, Lord.”

Jesus looked up and said, “Thanks, DAD.”

The third tee shot went straight into the lake. Jesus walked out on the water to see if he could find it.

About that time, two old men drove up in a golf cart and seen Him walking around on the lake.

One of them said to Moses “Who does he think HE is? Jesus Christ?”

Moses replied, “He IS Jesus Christ, but He THINKS he’s Tiger Woods.”

POSITIVE DAILY PRAYER:

Dear God, help me to see the humor in life and laugh more.
Thank You God for all Your gifts, allowing my soul to smile.

Amen.

POSITIVE DAILY AFFIRMATION: The inexhaustible resource of God is equal to every demand. There is no reality in my life for lack. God’s abundance is here and now manifest.

POSITIVE DAILY QUOTE: “Outside show is a poor substitute for inner worth.” Aesop

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